Look, Morag!  I think we've caught another!

Okay. Let me spell this out for you.

The articles are made up. Yes, I realise that they sound so convincing, but they really are made up.

Anything contained within the articles is a figment of a sad, lonely individual who has not seen the light of day for over thirty years (I am kept in a cupboard at the National Uxorious Teleprinter, Terminal and Eucalyptus Resource).

If you have tried the articles and you have got a working piece of machinery, then please let me know as it is my invention and I own sole world-wide rights to any profits made.

If, on the other hand, you have managed to kill yourself, then it's your own fault.

Whatever, I really do hope that you have enjoyed this web site. If you have any ideas, then please email me.

Wally Dug, ACIBS

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