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| Okay. Let me spell this out for
you. |

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| The articles are made up. Yes, I
realise that they sound so convincing, but they really are made up. |

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| Anything contained within the
articles is a figment of a sad, lonely individual who has not seen the light of day for
over thirty years (I am kept in a cupboard at the National Uxorious Teleprinter, Terminal
and Eucalyptus Resource). |

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| If you have tried the articles
and you have got a working piece of machinery, then please let me know as
it is my invention and I own sole world-wide rights to any profits made. |

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| If, on the other hand, you have
managed to kill yourself, then it's your own fault. |

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| Whatever, I really do hope that
you have enjoyed this web site. If you have any ideas, then please email me. |

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