Find out what Wally Dug is really like.  That is, if you can stomach it.

Born Yes, I think I was.
Educated School of Hard Knocks; University of Life.
Achievements in life Getting up in the morning, remembering where I live, writing everything down so that I don't forget things, remembering where I live and writing everything down so that I don't forget things.
Likes Me, obviously.
Dislikes Everything apart from the above.
Favourite food Chip and caviare butties (On plain bread, of course.)
Favourite drink Barr's Irn Bru (Please refer to the articles.)

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