This bit tells you what you can and cannot do.  Have a nice day and thanks for tuning in.

The entire content of this web site is Copyright Wally Dug Multimedia 1998.

Many of the articles were first published in JAM magazine between February 1992 and February 1994, although not necessarily in the form that they appear here.

All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted, in any form or by any means, without the prior written permission of the writer/publisher.

Neither Wally Dug nor Wally Dug Multimedia will be held responsible for any damage done to you, your machine or next door's cat should you follow the instructions of any of the articles that appear in this web site. In fact, if you do follow the articles, you are very silly indeed, but that is of no concern to me. Unless, of course, you wish to invest money in Wally Dug.

Is it just me, or is the size of the text continually changing? Perhaps I should get my eyes checked, although it's probably because I've been staring at this screen for too long.

WARNING!   Do not wear a purple shirt with a pair of green trousers, otherwise you will look like a thistle.

Copyright Wally Dug Multimedia 1998