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| Yes! Now you, too, can invest in the phenomenononon that is Wally Dug! |
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| How? Well, it's actually very simple! There is a choice of three ways: |
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| How much should you invest? Well, if it was me, I would invest everything that I could afford (and more) as it is a truly worthwhile investment. However, as it's not me and as I'm not allowed to give investment advice over my web site, it's up to you. |
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| For your investment, you are
entitled to a piece of Wally Dug. (Although you are able to specify which piece you would like, this is only for show; you will get a single hair from his head for every £100 investment.) |
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| There is obviously going to be a great demand for this wonderful investment opportunity, so don't delay - subscribe today! |
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| Please Note: The value of your investment may fall as well as plummet. In particular, there is bound to be a period of high inflation every six weeks or so when Wally gets his hair cut. You have been warned. However, if you still wish to proceed, then you only have yourself to blame. Why not try something safer, like a horse race? Or, why not just throw it down the drain yourself and cut out the middle man? Your home is at risk if you do not keep up maintenance on it. Always read the label and never, ever wear purple and green. |
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